Natalie Portman is Picky in Vanity Fair

Natalie Portman is Picky in Vanity Fair

Natalie Portman looks hot even when she’s picking her teeth.  This photoshoot is from the German January 2008 issue of Vanity Fair. She also has a Vegan line of shoes coming out, whatever the hell that means.

Natalie Portman designed a vegan collection of shoes in collaboration with Te Casan. (Vegans do not use or consume animal products of any kind.)

The Natalie Portman Collection arrives February 2008 online and at the NYC boutique located at 382 West Broadway. The shoes are available for pre-order on January 15. 5% of all vegan shoe profits will be going to charity.

I hope she’s not vegan in every way, because I have some meat for her. It doesn’t have any animal byproducts in it, but it has plenty of protein. I think that’s why she’s picking her teeth, she’s picking for pubes.

 Natalie Portman is Picky in Vanity Fair


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