Heidi Montag Gets Lawyer Caught with His Pants Down
Heidi Montag’s topless Maxim magazine cover got lawyer Todd Paris in N.C. caught with his pants down, figuratively, not literally. He was looking at the magazine while in court and the judge caught him and was not pleased according to The Hollywood Gossip site:
During court proceedings in Rowan County, N.C., Judge Kevin Eddinger caught lawyer Todd Paris checking out the new issue of Maxim magazine.
The one with Heidi Montag topless on its cover.
The judge was so steamed, he threw the book at the attorney. So to speak. Too bad he couldn’t throw the physical Heidi Montag Maxim copy at him.
According to the Salisbury Post, Kevin Eddinger fined Todd Paris $300, gave him a 15-day suspended jail sentence that remains in effect for a year and placed him on probation. Spencer would be rolling in his grave if he could hear this!
Does that mean I can’t take a Maxim magazine to jury duty now? How else can I entertain myself all day without internet? You can take away my internet, and you can’t take away my freedom, but you can’t take away my Maxim Magazine. Let’s stand up and fight for our right to look at semi-naked chics whenever we want. Who’s with me?
