Christina Aguilera Still Dirrty
Christina Aguilera is back in the news again because she can’t keep her horny sex noises down according to Star Magazine:
The new parents are so determined to keep their two-year marriage red-hot that they’ve taken to skinny-dipping by moonlight. The couple, who welcomed son Max into the family on Jan. 12, can be heard loudly frolicking in the pool of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion around midnight.
“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a source. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”
Still, the 27-year-old pop singer and her record producer husband, 30, are preferable to the house’s former owner, Ozzy Osbourne, adds the source. Ozzy — who sold the Mediterranean villa after wrapping up his MTV show, The Osbournes — would blast “horrific, ear-splitting rock music.”
Is it just me, or is Jordan Bratman is one of the luckiest dudes alive? He looks like such a tool, but has managed to bag one of hottest and horniest chicks alive. It’s also hilarious how cranky old people get, because if I heard Christina making sex noises I’d be more than happy to listen to her. Anyway, Christina is now the face of Stephen Webster and these sexy shots are from that campaign. These were shot in August but unfortunately they didn’t focus on the cleavage. However, don’t worry, my next Christina post will have ample cleavage in it!
