Audrina Patridge was bowling with her tattooed sister and other Hills castmates last week, when rumors of her being kicked off The Hills started spreading because nobody talked to poor little Audrina. EOnline has the dish:

Clearly, there’s trouble in The Hills…or at least in the house Audrina Patridge, Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth share.

A source tells E! News that Audrina has been not-so-nicely asked to pack her bags.

“They left a note on her door [of the guest house] telling her she had to move out,” says the insider.

I highly doubt this will happen since Audrina is now one of the stars of the show. Honestly, I hope that her sister becomes part of the show next because she’s drop dead gorgeous, minus the tats. She’s actually hotter than Audrina and her face doesn’t look like it’s been squeezed in a vice or look like a Giraffe. Next up for Audrina, she wants to be a Toys “R” Us Kid.

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Audrina Patridge showed off her sexy twins while shopping on Melrose yesterday, but some doubt the twins are real. I’ve read several articles stating that she might have fake boobs, but I’ll put money down that they are real. She even said:

People were like, ‘You have fake boobs.’ And I’m like, ‘No I don’t, but thanks. I take that as a compliment.’

I really don’t believe anything she says, but I think this time she’s actually legit. Her naked photos show off her amazing rack and if you look closely you’ll see they look really natural (yes, I got out my microscope). Now Heidi Montag on the other hand has big olé fakers, and a personality to match. 

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Audrina Patridge hosted a show with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas the other night and joined the festivities by dressing up like one of the dolls. The National Ledger thinks that Audrina was actually happy about those recently leaked naked photos:

Some celebrity observers and skeptics believe MTV reality TV show “The Hills” star Audrina Patridge was happy about a photos release of her in various stages of undress and completely in the buff, and web site Best Week Ever.tv has even suggested she leaked the photos herself, reports In Touch. It’s generated a lot of attention – and has made Audrina more a Hills star than sidekick.

In Touch Weekly reports that she had been getting less airtime because of Lauren’s friendship with Lo Bosworth and now that she is Lauren’s roommate, and Audrina lives in the guesthouse behind their Hollywood villa. “Audrina has been feeling left out,” says the insider. “LC is always with Lo, and they’re decorating their house together, so Audrina has been feeling like she’s been replaced.”

Audrina should be happy because those naked pictures were definitely the best thing that could have ever happened for her career. She should take up the offer from Playboy to pose in the magazine and her career will get even bigger. It seems these days that taking your clothes off actually helps your career. Actually, that only really works if you’re hot and luckily Audrina fits the bill. All she really has to do now is to release a sex tape and she’ll get even greater notoriety and a bunch more legit job offers like doing auditions on my casting couch.

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Audrina Patridge is dishing the dirt on how her naked pictures were leaked to the press reports WENN:

THE HILLS star AUDRINA PATRIDGE has lashed out at the woman who leaked nude modeling shots of her to the media, revealing she’s still hurt by the betrayal. The actress was 18 when she posed for the risqué photos after graduating from high school, thinking they’d help her make it as a top model.

Patridge insists she thought long and hard about baring all for the camera and selected the perfect photographer, Amber Slade, who she insists “was a lady”.She says, “They were intended for my personal use and portfolio only. I never imagined they would come out.” Patridge is not naming names, but she knows who leaked the candid shots.

She tells In Touch magazine, “I know who it was because she’s the only one who ever had the photos. I was betrayed. I never thought she would do that.”

I’m glad Patridge thought long and hard about taking these pictures, because those two words definitely come to mind when I look at her naked pictures. If you’re going to have naked pictures taken of yourself and you become a star, there is no way they are not going to get leaked. It’s just like if a sex tape falls in the forest, does anyone know it was recorded? Hell yeah, because there are paparazzi everywhere and they will do anything to catch you with your pants down. Hopefully, they won’t be watching me while I’m perusing Audrina’s naked pics.  Note: How ironic is the shirt she’s wearing in these pictures entitled, “You’ll Never Be The Same,” which were taken before the naked pics were released.

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Audrina Patridge defends the nude pictures that were released today on
Egotastic, reports SFGate:

Reality TV star Audrina Patridge has defended her decision to pose for a series of nude pictures after the shots were leaked on the Internet. The 22-year-old was pictured topless in the photo shoot, which took place several years before she shot to fame on MTV’s “The Hills.”

Patridge insists she was just a naive young girl who was desperate to carve out a career as a model when she stripped for the saucy snaps, according to TMZ.com.

She says, “I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn’t know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me.”

I don’t know about you, but I hope they do look up to Audrina and realize that it’s cool to pose naked as soon as you turn 18. I promise it’ll help out your modeling career. Just send me your naked pictures and I’ll submit them to all the top modeling agencies, otherwise known as my hot skinny young chick folder. Thanks Audrina for making this hump day an enjoyable day for every teenage boy that enjoys looking at your “Hills.”

  

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