Christina Aguilera is back showing off her massive mounds, which get a daily workout thanks to one lucky baby.
Fametastic has the story:
Christina Aguilera has attributed her curvy post-pregnancy body almost entirely to breast-feeding.
Since giving birth to son Max in January, the singer has lost a lot of her general baby weight but is keen to show off her enlarged boobs - because they’re responsible for the weight loss elsewhere.
She explained recently: “Breast-feeding is my secret workout.
“It can take a lot out of you, so the pounds tend to fall off.”
Christina should be making an aerobic workout tape showing off her breast feeding secret workout technique. I think those would sell like two fantastic buttered hotcakes. I for one would even volunteer my services to be the baby’s stunt double just in case he gets tired on sucking on her enormous funbags. This would be of course all in the duty of helping her make the workout DVD.
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March 29th, 2008 —
Christina Aguilera 
Christina Aguilera is back in the news again because she can’t keep her horny sex noises down according to Star Magazine:
The new parents are so determined to keep their two-year marriage red-hot that they’ve taken to skinny-dipping by moonlight. The couple, who welcomed son Max into the family on Jan. 12, can be heard loudly frolicking in the pool of their $11.5 million Beverly Hills mansion around midnight.
“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a source. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”
Still, the 27-year-old pop singer and her record producer husband, 30, are preferable to the house’s former owner, Ozzy Osbourne, adds the source. Ozzy — who sold the Mediterranean villa after wrapping up his MTV show, The Osbournes — would blast “horrific, ear-splitting rock music.”
Is it just me, or is Jordan Bratman is one of the luckiest dudes alive? He looks like such a tool, but has managed to bag one of hottest and horniest chicks alive. It’s also hilarious how cranky old people get, because if I heard Christina making sex noises I’d be more than happy to listen to her. Anyway, Christina is now the face of Stephen Webster and these sexy shots are from that campaign. These were shot in August but unfortunately they didn’t focus on the cleavage. However, don’t worry, my next Christina post will have ample cleavage in it!
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February 6th, 2008 —
Christina Aguilera 
Only three weeks after giving birth to her son Max, Christina Aguilera was spotted out and about yesterday showing off her huge set of voting mammaries. When she’s not showing off those huge
10 pound twins, she’s throwing penis parties according to the San Francisco Chronicle:
Christina Aguilera insisted on turning her baby son’s bris into a big celebration and decorated her home with penis balloons.
Aguilera, a Catholic, has adopted all the customs and holidays of her husband Jordan Bratman’s religion, and admits she now knows how to celebrate the rite of male circumcision.
The pop star refused to allow the sacred ceremony to become a somber affair and turned the bris into a big party.
“We’re such a non-conventional couple, we had a lot of penis balloons everywhere.”
Aguilera and Bratman welcomed little Max Liron Bratman into the world on January 12. The naming and circumcision ceremony took place on January 20.
I thought her boobs were big before, but now she looks like she just stepped out with two watermelons implanted in her shirt. Her melons definitely look ripe to me, but I think I would need a few squeezes to to verify their freshness. For some reason when I see these pics I have a hankering for some milk and cereal. I can’t put my finger on the exact reason, but I’m also kind of dazed by the 8th and 9th Wonders of the World known as Christina’s knockers.
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