Heidi Montag has told In Touch Weekly that she plans to win an Oscar. I don’t know if she plans on buying one off eBay or if she wants to win one for her stunning portrayal of Barbie. In Touch Weekly has the crazy details on how this chick has made so much dough and dishes the dirt on her far fetched plans: 

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may be one of the most controversial couples on television — but they’re laughing all the way to the bank. Since coupling up on The Hills two years ago, the pair have raked in about $3 million from their TV salaries, club appearances, photo shoots and business deals.

“And it looks like Heidi and Spencer are trying to make the most of their chance.” For Heidi, 21, that means also pursuing a music and acting career. “I plan to win an Oscar,” she says. “I’m very ambitious.”

Although the couple haven’t made any money off her singing yet, Spencer, 24, who is also Heidi’s manager, is very optimistic about their financial future. “My hustle is just too crazy,” he says. “I’m trying to take over the world!”

Heidi Montag looked pretty damn fine at the 2008 MTV Movie Awards, almost lifelike. It’s amazing that she could make that much money for just looking hot and not having a personality, but Paris Hilton does it as well so you can’t fault her. However, her choice of boy-toys even tops her lack of brains. It it just me or does Spencer Pratt put the douche in douche bag?

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Heidi Montag, the crazy chick on The Hills going out with Spencer, was strutting her booty shorts on the runway showing off her new clothing line called “Heidiwood.” The Sun Herald has the story:

Reality TV icon, Heidi Montag, is set to launch her new clothing line “Heidiwood for Anchor Blue” on April 15, 2008. The collection will make its runway debut “Heidiwood style” at the Hollywood & Highland Center in Los Angeles on Friday, April 11. To commemorate Heidi’s new line, the high-profile destination will go by the name, “Heidiwood & Highland” for the day and feature a runway fashion show.

Heidi, who stars in the #1 hit MTV reality show “The Hills,” spent a year abroad in Italy studying apparel design. She states, “I plan to get my hands dirty on this one. This is something I have always wanted to do and Anchor Blue has enabled me to be an integral part of the design process. Each and every piece will have my initial input, feedback and final approval stamped all over it.”

Heidi looks freaking amazing in these pics, but I think a more appropriate name for her line would be “Sluttywood” or “Heidicauseswood.” I’m sure she’s getting down and dirty doing this clothing line. She’s probably telling the designers that their designs just aren’t slutty enough and that she can’t approve it until they up the slut factor. She sounds like the perfect woman for the job, since she appears to be the expert. Of course don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining. Heidi rocks and just looking at these pictures gets my rocks off.

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Heidi Montag, the Lauren Conrad wannabe, has started her own clothing line called “Heidiwood.” E-Online has the story:

Should the whole singing thing not work out for Heidi Montag, at least she’ll have other career choices to fall back on.

Following in the footsteps of her sworn enemy, Lauren Conrad, the Hills star is launching her own fashion line, dubbed Heidiwood. The line is slated to launch in Anchor Blue stores Apr. 15, with items priced between $10 and $60.

Meanwhile, Conrad’s a few steps ahead of Montag in the fashion game: She launched the fall collection of her line Tuesday at Los Angeles Fashion Week.

Proving she’s not one to hold a grudge forever, Conrad’s former frenemy Kristin Cavallari was in the audience for the show.

However, when it comes to Montag, Conrad has vowed not to make similar hatchet-burying amends.

“Um, no,” she replied, when asked if the two would ever reconcile.

These pics of Heidi at Nobu definitely give me “Heidiwood.” However, she did ruin a nice upskirt AND see-through moment, maybe next time. It’s ironic that her clothing line will be cheaper than Lauren’s line since she’s a cheaper version of Lauren. I’d also be remiss not to mention her "Higher" music video which is the funniest/saddest thing I’ve seen in a long time. Check it out because you’ll get a laugh and maybe a “Heidiwood” since she’s in a bikini in most of the video.

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Heidi Montag and her douchebag boyfriend are coming out with their own video game entitled “Gayness Ensues” … just kidding. The San Francisco Chronicle has the story:

Former “The Hills” co-stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are launching a video game as a testimony to their love for each other.

Pratt says, “We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game. It’s top secret. Let’s just say that everybody will be addicted.

“You can definitely play us or you can play against us. You can even torture me. There is going to be two versions: the adult version and the one for minors. Just be ready, that’s all I have to say.”

What the hell kind of video game is this going to be? Is it going to be like Leisure Suit Larry and are they going to call it Leisure Suit Spencer? I wonder if by video games, they really meant sex tape? That’s pretty much the only thing anyone is going to buy starring Heidi and Spencer. These sexy pics of Heidi were taken at the Maxim Magazine Super Bowl kick off party. Thanks for the fake boobage Heidi.

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Heidi Montag’s topless Maxim magazine cover got lawyer Todd Paris in N.C. caught with his pants down, figuratively, not literally. He was looking at the magazine while in court and the judge caught him and was not pleased according to The Hollywood Gossip site:

During court proceedings in Rowan County, N.C., Judge Kevin Eddinger caught lawyer Todd Paris checking out the new issue of Maxim magazine.

The one with Heidi Montag topless on its cover.

The judge was so steamed, he threw the book at the attorney. So to speak. Too bad he couldn’t throw the physical Heidi Montag Maxim copy at him.

According to the Salisbury Post, Kevin Eddinger fined Todd Paris $300, gave him a 15-day suspended jail sentence that remains in effect for a year and placed him on probation. Spencer would be rolling in his grave if he could hear this!

Does that mean I can’t take a Maxim magazine to jury duty now? How else can I entertain myself all day without internet? You can take away my internet, and you can’t take away my freedom, but you can’t take away my Maxim Magazine. Let’s stand up and fight for our right to look at semi-naked chics whenever we want. Who’s with me?

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