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Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini Bigfoot Style

admin — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:14:20 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is back on vacation in Los Cabos, Mexico and in another bikini. These pictures would rock, but it appears the photographers in Mexico are using the same cameras that captured Bigfoot. I think my 3-year old cousin with a Fisher Price camera would take better pictures than the paparazzi in Mexico. Come on guys, buy a freaking camera made in the 21st century.

Jennifer Aniston Still Pointy and Shacking Up

admin — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 04:37:19 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is looking rather cold in these shots which of course is because she’s against wearing a bra. I’m happy about that, but sad to hear she’s shacking up with Mr. Douche Bag, John Mayer. ShowbizSpy has the story:

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are set to move in together after just seven weeks of dating, according to reports.

The pair, who started seeing each other in April, have been eying up exclusive beachside properties in Malibu Colony, where the likes Pamela Anderson and her pal and former ‘Friends’ co-star Courteney Cox lives.

Sources close to the couple also say the pair are looking for a six-to-eight bedroom property with a pool, somewhere in the region of $10 – $20m.

Yeah, I think I’ll hookup with a chick and in seven weeks lay down $20 million on a house, sounds perfectly sane to me. John Mayer can hardly keep his junk in his pants in the first place and now he’s moving in with Jennifer? I think someone forgot to take his crazy pills. Anyway, enjoy these fine pics of the creator and still champion of Nipple-itis.

Jennifer Aniston Sports a Pink Bikini for John Mayer

admin — Sun, 11 May 2008 23:34:19 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is back in a bikini and seems to be a little chilly. She’s been hanging out with her boy toy John Mayer while shooting her new film "Marley & Me" with Owen Wilson. People has the story of her latest conquest:

The hot new couple relaxed at the Manadrin Oriental Hotel in Miami Saturday, eating, chatting – and smooching – poolside.

Their quality time didn’t end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying ’80s music provided by the party’s DJ before calling it a night.

I’m not a big fan of John Mayer, but if hooking up with him gives us more bikini shots I’m all for it. This bikini rocks rocks since it brings out the old Jennifer I used to know, who’s pokies would blind you if you weren’t careful. I wonder if she needs a license for those which could be considered antennas? I know I wouldn’t wouldn’t mind adjusting her rabbit ears.

Jennifer Aniston does Squat Thrusts in Booty Shorts

admin — Tue, 06 May 2008 04:03:06 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is back in her bikini and green booty shorts and giving us a great view. She’s supposed to be working on a new movie Marley & Me, but I’m not sure how much work is getting done. It seems like she’s either hooking up with John Mayer on her downtime or laying out in the sun showing off her rock hard body. Of course I’m not complaining, except I’m partial to the bikini shots versus pics with the douche bag.

Jennifer Aniston Lathers on the Suntan Lotion

admin — Sun, 04 May 2008 22:25:28 +0000

Jennifer Aniston is back in her bikini rubbing herself with suntan lotion to everyone’s delight. It seems like being in a bikini is a full time job for her as of late. This time not only does she show off her rear cleavage, but her top appears to be losing a grip on her funbags. The pics with her pulling up her bikini are just too hot for words. I wonder if she has any positions open for rubbing suntan lotion on her. If so, I have dibs on her upper area.

Jennifer Aniston Back on the Beach in a Bikini

admin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 03:37:47 +0000

Jennifer Aniston continues to show off her white hot bikini body in Miami. Does she every not wear a bikini or show off her pokies in a see through shirt? I’m not complaining, but if you’re going to do that all the time you might as well get naked in a movie once in a while. She’s still looking pretty good for her age, but I still think Brad has more fun in the sack now, although I’m not sure how much action he’s getting since he has 20 kids now.

Jennifer Aniston Miami Beach Bikini Pictures HQ

admin — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:27:35 +0000

Jennifer Aniston likes showing off her body because she wants Brad Pitt to see the photos, at least that’s what the National Ledger thinks:

A recent report claimed that Angelina Jolie was furious when she caught her non-husband Brad Pitt on the Internet taking a peek at Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Those photos were from a recent vacation in Mexico where Jennifer was rumored to be vacationing with Entourage Star Kevin Connolly and a bunch of other friends.

She was there with her pals Courteney Cox and her husband David Arquette and she stunned observers when photos were snapped of her still rock hard 39-year old body in a skimpy bikini and according to the Enquirer her ex hubby Brad, like every other red blooded heterosexual male, was quite impressed.

Now she has gone for even less swimsuit and more skin. If Brad Pitt really is looking he should be very happy and if Angelina Jolie really does get upset she won’t be happy at all. Jennifer brings the wow factor with lots of cleavage and a skimpy thong like bottom

She has a pretty impressive body for a 39 year old, and I’m sure Brad still wants to hit that every once in awhile. I’m highly doubt that will ever happen because Angelina Jolie probably has a leash on his schlong. However, it does appear that Jennifer enjoys teasing Brad by showing off her body to the world and hopefully next time we’ll get some topless shots instead of just at taste of her butt crack.