Jessica Alba arrived at the 2008 Celebration of Mentoring in Beverly Hills earlier this week with her mighty fine cleavage on display. She just got married, but might be getting married again because she forgot to invite her brother according to several sources.

Jessica Alba’s brother has hinted the newlywed actress is planning a second wedding ceremony later this year to celebrate her nuptials with family and friends.

The pregnant star wed her longtime beau Cash Warren in a low-key ceremony at Beverly Hills Courthouse on Monday - just 40 minutes after applying for a marriage licence.

The couple were reportedly so desperate to keep the nuptials private, they didn’t invite any guests - even their immediate family.

It’s a real shame that the hottest chick on the planet has gotten married. I’m not surprised they got married so fast, because if I was Cash Warren I’d do whatever it takes to get hitched to Jessica. If that meant dissing her whole family to do it, that’s fine by me. I just hope that we get to see some major cleavage at her second wedding and a follow-up sex tape would be worth it’s weight in gold.

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A historic piece of film starring Jessica Alba pre-milf will be coming out this summer on DVD and Blu-ray according to IGN:

If nothing else, Lionsgate’s horror remake The Eye will be remembered as the last film Jessica Alba appeared in before becoming a baby mama. And now, fans will be able to bring Ms. Alba’s final pre-MILF work home when The Eye hits Blu-ray this summer.

Lionsgate Home Entertainment has announced a June 3 date for the release.

Jessica Alba in HD, what a great combo. However, if you really want to see Jessica Alba’s rocking booty you should check out “Into the Blue” in Blu-Ray. Her booty is the reason a bunch of nerds got together to develop High Definition TV, but that’s just my theory. Anyway, enjoy these pics of Jessica Alba bending over at the 2008 Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Award, showing off her milky funbags.

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Pregnant Jessica Alba almost had a serious fall at the Oscars which could have caused her to possibly lose the baby. Times of India has the details:

Pregnant actress Jessica Alba is thanking her stars after not being seriously hurt following a fall backstage at the Oscars on February 24.

The Fantastic Four actress, who is rumored to be expecting twins, would have had a terrifying tumble had fiancé Cash Warren not caught her just in time.

Writing on her website, the 26-year-old Latina said that she is surprised that the usually hawk-eyed photographers missed the whole thing because she fell right in front of them.

“I did have a stumble backstage outside of the green room. Cash caught one arm, the other hit the floor. I was shocked for a while and couldn’t think of anything else other than my baby. Luckily, all the photographers were busy taking pictures of Cameron Diaz and no one spotted me in that position,” a website quoted her as stating online.

I’m glad she’s okay. I hope everything goes well for her during this pregnancy. However, I’m a little confused as to why the photographers were too busy taking pictures of Cameron Diaz when Jessica Alba was in the room. I wouldn’t take a picture of Cameron Diaz if she standing right in front of me and baring her boring washed up body. Am I the only one that finds Cameron Diaz about as pretty as a horse that been molested by a bull on more than one occasion?

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Jessica Alba looks amazing in the February 2008 issue of Elle. These pictures must have been taken awhile ago since this looks like the Jessica we all know and love before the bump arrived. Fox News reports how it’s going so far from the preggo Jessica:

An insider tells Pop Tarts that the normally body-conscious screen siren is “loving” all the changes the baby is bearing on her body and can’t wait for a mini-me.

“Jessica has always been very maternal,” said the source. “She loves kids and she’s the type of person to want a dozen little ones!”

I hope after having this one she realizes it’s not so easy to take care of kids and stops having them, otherwise will never see Jessica back in a bikini. How am I supposed to wake up in the morning if there’s no chance of discovering new bikini pictures of Jessica? I need my daily dose of Jessica, she’s like caffeine to a Starbucks junkie.

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Jessica Alba is loving the changes pregnancy are bringing about in her body, especially the increase in her bust line and of course her ever expanding booty. Enjoy these pics which were taken before her boobs started blowing up. Sun reports the deets:

Alba said: “When you’re pregnant, your breasts are engorged and your stomach is getting bigger. And the ass, too, that is getting bigger by the second!

Jessica, 26, is currently taking a break from acting but hopes to get back in front of the camera before the baby is born.

She said: “I don’t know if anyone wants me in their movies when I’m six months pregnant. Soon, I’ll get the fire and I’ll want to work again, but right now it’s a time to relax and sit back.”

It’s going to be interesting to see what she looks like after she has the kid and gets back in shape. I wonder if that booty will ever be the same. If not, we’ll have to pay tribute to what was once the perfect booty, never too bee seen again. Here’s hoping that the J-Alba Baby Back Booty returns to see the bikini clad light of day again.

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