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Jessica Simpson Launches Her Own Lingerie Line

Jessica Simpson Launches Her Own Lingerie Line

Yes, you heard that right. Jessica Simpson is going to have her own lingerie line. Now we just have to wait and see if she models it. The New Zealand Herland has the story:

The singer - who is soon to release her debut country album - has already launched successful handbag, footwear, sunglass and swimsuit lines, and is hoping her Jessica Simpson’s Intimates underwear will be a hit.

She said: “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.”

All I can say is this is going to rock when she starts promoting her lingerie. Of course, let’s just hope she shows off her funbags in her intimates for our viewing pleasure. I defintely think they’ll be a hit, but she’s going to have to show some skin to sell them. I bet the ratio of skin to sales will be coincide like Jennifer Aniston and pokies.

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Jessica Simpson Seems Cold

Jessica Simpson Seems Cold

Jessica Simpson partied with her girlfriends at a Mexican restaurant in LA yesterday in a white dress, and from the looks of it she left her bra at home. We’ll probably see her next going down the aisle. No, she’s not marrying Tony Romo yet, but instead she’s going to be Ashlee’s maid of honor according to Now Magazine

Jessica Simpson has revealed she is going to be sister Ashlee’s maid of honour when she marries Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz.

The couple announced their engagement last month but have kept quiet about their wedding plans.

It must have been pretty chilly in LA the other night because Jessica Simpson was rocking out with her pokies out. It looks like she pulled a Jennifer Aniston and has caught nipplitis. A white dress and no bra = some amazing photos. Jessica Simpson pokies don’t come around everyday, so enjoy this great Mother’s Day present.

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Jessica Simpson’s Kidneys Look Fine to Me

Jessica Simpsons Kidneys Look Fine to Me

Jessica Simpson went to the hospital today to get treated for a minor kidney infection. The NY Daily News has the story:

Singer and sometimes actress Jessica Simpson made an unexpected appearance Monday - at a Los Angeles hospital.

She wasn’t there to cheer up the patients. The blonde star was suffering from a minor kidney infection.

According to the Associated Press, Simpson was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Friday and released, and her representative says she’s doing “much better.”

I don’t know about you, but her kidneys look really good from my point of view. They might be a little bigger than normal, but it seems like almost everything on Jessica is a little bigger except that one part between her ears. I hope Jessica starts coming out more often into the paparazzi cross hairs, but I hope she leaves her football jersey home because I miss seeing Jessica’s built in footballs.

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Jessica Simpson Army Gangsta

Jessica Simpson Army Gangsta

Who would have thought that Jessica Simpson could look gangsta?  Not me.  However, she looks freaking crazy hot in these pictures and her lips look ready for some action, I know I’m ready.  Damn … that’s all I can say!

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Jessica Simpson Promotes Her Boobs

Jessica Simpson Promotes Her Boobs

Jessica Simpson promotes her album “A Public Affair” with her substantial frontal assets.  It’s a shame her music isn’t half a good as her boobs, but as long as she keeps showing them off I’ll be a fan.

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