Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian did a pretty schweet photoshoot wearing some skimpy bikinis in Monaco a couple of days ago. Of course I was too busy gawking over these images to post them, but here they are in high quality. I like Kim, but I still think Kourtney is the better looking Kardashian. What’s funny is that Kourtney is older by one year, but she looks about five years younger than her sister. I’m guessing that Kim has had a rough couple of years with all that partying in her pants, that she hasn’t aged as well as her sister.

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Kim Kardashian attended the Golden Nymph awards ceremony during the 2008 Monte Carlo Television Festival in Monaco yesterday with her trademark cleavage rockin. I have no clue why they called it the Golden Nymph awards but if it’s a bunch of Nymph’s getting awards, count me in next year. I’ll be front and center on the red carpet ready for Kim and her sister to nymphanize me. Okay, I just looked it up and it means “A girl, especially a beautiful one.” I like my idea better so I’m sticking with it.

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Kim Kardashian went to the dry cleaners last week with her supersized rack. I’m surprised that any dress can contain all the cleavage. It looks like she’s carrying two watermelons on her chest. I think it should be against the law to contain those beasts and think they should be allowed to roam the country side without any restrictions. Who’s with me?

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Here are some great shots of Kim Kardashian showing off her amazing cleavage at the Grand opening of MGM Grand at Foxwoods a few weeks ago. Meanwhile, some chick is taking on her identity so they can get into nightclubs reports Hollyscoop:

Kim Kardashian has someone running around nightclubs pretending to be her. Kim announced that she’s “angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston nightclub” pretending to be her. She even called Ryan Seacrest to vent about the situation.

There must be some dumb people out there to mistake anyone for Kim Kardashian. How many chicks do you know that have a rack like hers AND a booty the size of the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess I just didn’t realize that they hired blind bouncers these days.

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Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian were outside Coco de Ville nightclub in Hollywood last night and were mobbed by the paparazzi. However, the pap focused on the wrong chick since it appears that little Kourtney decided to wear a very revealing outfit to show off her little booty. It’s not ginourmous like Kim’s, but it still pretty schweet. Actually I think Kourtney is probably the hotter Kardashian, but I still don’t agree with Paris Hilton that Kim’s booty “reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” I think it’s more like a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but that’s just me.



 

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