Kim Kardashian has someone running around nightclubs pretending to be her. Kim announced that she’s “angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston nightclub” pretending to be her. She even called Ryan Seacrest to vent about the situation.

There must be some dumb people out there to mistake anyone for Kim Kardashian. How many chicks do you know that have a rack like hers AND a booty the size of the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess I just didn’t realize that they hired blind bouncers these days.

Reality TV star Kim Kardashian is looking into insuring her bottom. The socialite, best known for her role in a sex tape with her former boyfriend Ray J, is amazed by the attention her ample buttocks receive when she’s out in public.

And Kardashian is now considering taking out insurance on her voluptuous derriere.

She says, “I have no idea where this (attention) all came from. I dress the same, it’s nothing new. People just started picking up on it. There’s all these rumors – is it fake, is it real?

That would be one hell of a policy, but I’ll take a shot at covering it. I’d love to underwrite her all night long. I’d also like to be he booty’s security guard and wash it, wax it and guard it 24/7. I’d be on that like flies on Hilary Clinton’s dead personality. Kim might also want to consider insuring her two frontal twins because they will need insuring before I start motorboating.

It’s tough dating a woman whom the press has dubbed The Tush. And having her sisters constantly on your back doesn’t make things any easier.

Just ask New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush—aka bootylicious bombshell Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend.

Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian revealed their torture techniques this morning on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show:

Khloe: Reggie used to be the most boring person I’ve ever met in my life.

Kim: He’s just really shy. He’s really shy.

Khloe: Yeah, but we’re not shy, so when Kourtney and I first met him, Kourtney and I must have freaked him out and tortured him.

Kourtney: I told him he was as boring as all the plants that were around me. But now we love him.

He sounds like a winner. However, I have to congratulate him on finding a way to hookup with “The Tush.” I like calling her “The Big Booby Booty Queen” but for some reason that hasn’t caught on. It’s amazing that a girl that stars in a sex tape can skyrocket to stardom, however it does bode well for other socialites to “accidentally” release their sex tape. Here’s hoping that Kourtney Kardashian is next on the sex tape list.

 

Kim Kardashian looked right at home next to Tobey Maguire and the cast of HBO’s hit show “Entourage” as they assembled under director (and Entourage stud) Adrian Grenier’s leadership.

The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” babe looked confident and sexy in a figure-flattering pastel purple dress, letting her long dark tresses flow in the wind.

It’s nice to see a celebrity sex tape star now starring in a commercial for a uptight company like American Eagle. It seems like no matter what you do, you can always get work if you’re famous. Not that I’m complaining, because I’m the first one in line to download their videos. However, I’m not sure if I would buy a pair of pants just because Kim knows how to lick the sprinkles off her cones. On the other hand, that might be because I’m not usually wearing pants when Kim is on my screen.

Kim Kardashian’s infamous bootylicious body isn’t the result of a hardcore workout or a strict diet. Nope, that butt is all due to burgers, Kim reveals to OK!.

“I don’t ever really diet because I don’t want to be miserable,” she says. “I love food.”

These amazing booty and frontal shots were taken at Jermaine Dupri’s pre-Grammys party at Central nightclub in Hollywood a few week back. A few of the pics include her sister Kourtney. I think the creation of her booty has less to do with burgers and more to do with the fact she has a genetically gifted booty. She’s also blessed with some amazing frontal assets as well that deserve some kind of award. It would be fitting if the award had something to do with motor-boating, since that’s all I can think of when I stare in those holy globes of wonder.