There is a rumor floating around that Paris Hilton is pregnant because she wore a dress that made it look like she had a spare tire. However, the rumors are false at least according to Paris herself, reports Digital Spy: 

Paris Hilton has dismissed speculation that she is expecting a baby with boyfriend Benji Madden.

The socialite, who recently said she wants to start a family next year, was photographed with an apparently swollen stomach as she left an LA bar on Wednesday.

However, Hilton’s spokesperson was quick to quash the rumours, telling Us Weekly that they are “completely false”.

If she ever does get pregnant, they should make a reality TV show of her pregnancy. How funny would it be to see her dealing with all the pain associated with pregnancy and her taking care of the kid. However, I doubt she’ll actually take care of the kid since she can easily afford a nanny. I’ll also lay down bets that she’ll be back on the party circuit faster than Richard Simmons can scarf down a doughnut.

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Paris Hilton either got implants or she has one helluva new bra.  I’m not sure if she stuffed her bra, but her twins look amazing. You’ll be able to see much more of her twins later this year when she stars in a new reality TV series according to Reuters:

Who wants to bask in the reflected glory of Paris Hilton? That’s the challenge the ubiquitous socialite is throwing out to 20 men and women who will compete in an MTV reality show to be her new “BFF” (best friend forever).

Hilton, 27, unveiled the series, with the working title “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF,” during a news conference at a luxury home high in the Hollywood Hills on Thursday.

Discerning a good friend from a bad can be difficult, acknowledged Ms. Hilton, 27, who previously blamed an ex-boyfriend, Rick Salomon, for releasing a video of them having sex.

“I’m a really good judge of character,” Ms. Hilton said, “so I can tell” who will measure up to her standards.

I don’t know where to start with these comments. However it’s hilarious that Paris needs a new best friend. I guess giving herpes to her best friends doesn’t help out her relationships. It’s also pretty damn funny that she think she’s a good judge of character. So is that why you picked a boyfriend that released a sex tape of you? I could go on and on, but I think the most interesting part of the her new series will be seeing how many guys or girls Paris hooks up with on the show.

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Paris Hilton will be arriving on the small screen next month, but unfortunately it’s not a sex tape, but rather a sitcom according to OK!:

Before she returns to the big screen this spring, Paris Hilton will make a pit stop on the small screen.

The heiress-turned-actress is slated to make a guest appearance on My Name Is Earl next month.

In an hour-long episode, titled “I Won’t Die with a Little Help From My Friends,” Paris will portray herself in a dream sequence of Earl’s (Jason Lee). The episode airs April 3, the first post-strike show for the sitcom.

Heiress turned-actress is rather humorous. I would say model-wannabe actress and paparazzi stalker. Even though she’s one of the most overexposed chicks on the planet, I still can’t help looking at her new pics. I’m sure she has every STD in the book, but I’d still hit it if I got the chance. I might be in a full condom suit, but I’d still go for it. Enjoy these pics from the April issue of the German Maxim magazine, which is the safest method of getting this close to Paris.

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Paris Hilton, my favorite socialite that has starred in a sex tape, loves Britney and thinks she’s a great mother according to the AP:

Paris Hilton is rooting for Britney Spears. “I wish the best for her and I just wish everyone would leave her alone so she could live her life,” the 26-year-old hotel heiress-actress tells E! News. “She’s a great mother and a great girl and I really care about her.”

In an interview that was to air Tuesday night, Hilton says: “She’s a very sweet girl and I love her to death.”

The tabloid magnets were photographed partying, shopping and driving in a car with Lindsay Lohan in the weeks after Spears filed for divorce from Federline in November 2006. But their whirlwind public friendship seemed to fizzle out after Spears’ fans complained that Hilton was a negative influence.

So, now we have two crazy people. Britney’s a great mother, that’s like saying Paris is a great role model for teenage girls. Is Paris high or is she really that dumb. I’m betting on both.

 

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